Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis as third `goddess`
The former `Two and a Half Men` star already shares his Los Angeles home with his two live-in girlfriends, Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly, but he is ready to welcome the `Black Swan` actress into his unconventional family.
During his `Violent Torpedo of Truth` show, he told the crowd: "Here`s the good news: my goddesses have already f***ing approved her. She`s pre-approved!
"I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f***ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you`re still f***ing winning, you`re still winning at that moment."
Charlie, 45, says he has the perfect plan to get 27-year-old Mila to live with him.
He said: "You know what I`m gonna do? I`m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I`m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f***ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. `Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favourite s**t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks.` "
However, Charlie says he is a little wary of welcoming a third woman into the fold, as his plan didn`t work when he tried to integrate estranged wife Brooke Mueller.
He said: "I tried f***ing three. It doesn`t work."
But he said if anyone could manage juggling lots of women, it would be him.
He said: "A warlock can manage so many goddesses."
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